Deidara brings his fist down infront of him ready to strike through the girl"DIE,UN!"

Zetsu looked to Kisame with insult and took guy's body dissapeared onto a building and ate the corpse

Tobi had finally settled down and peeked around the alley cornor to watch what Hidan would do

((adding Shikamaru Nara))

Kiba: Damn you Uchiha lemme go![manages to throw off Itachi ant the clones]
Shikamaru:[lands near Kiba and Akamaru] Aww man this is such a drag. who's attacking anyway?
Kiba: Akatsuki, we were ambushed by three of 'em already. Some green freak, a guy with a sword, and Uchiha.
Shikamaru: Sasuke's with them aww no.
Kiba: Worse Itachi but i'd put my money on Sasuke getting here to try to kill him.[Throws Akamaru the military ration]
Shikamaru: Crap, here comes the one with the sword what a drag.[begins shadow possesion jutsu]
Kiba: Man beast clone down on all fours jutsu.[assumes an offensive dog-like position]
Akamaru:WOOF *Beast man clone jutsu*[transforms into Kiba]

itachi: [clones disperse into ravens and reform] hahahaha your in a genjutsu, you cant kill me in my own realm. Kiba, i know all your basic moves and jutsus, i can cast genjutsus with just one finger. [Itachi, Kiba, and shikamaru's surrounding starts melting, they are surrounded in a ring of fired, at the edge of the fire is a cliff leading down to lava.] Your not the Kyuubi but you could prove quite troublesome if i leave you allone.

Kisame: Thats always sick when i hear that bone crunching... [Looks at itachi] Itachi, why do you waste your time on them? why not finish them off, you have a serrious problem with toying with people and wasting your chakira. Like what about Sasuke? hmmm?

Itachi: Shut up Fishmonger! [Looks angry at kisame and walks forward to kiba and shikamaru with his kunai pulled.]

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Kakashi: Damnit, i have no choice but to use the Sharingan....
Naruto: Kage no Bushin [creates a shadow clone] RASENGAN! [charges forward to Hidan
Hidan: [Pulls out his scythe and hacks both narutos, both disperse to shadow clones] Hmmph, that kyubi isnt as dum as i thought he was....
Kakashi: Jiraya toke him a long time ago, your my oponent and i wont let you get naruto! LIGHTNING BLADE!

Kiba:The ばか you'll beat me. Take your friend's advice and make my day.[lunges for Itachi]
Shikamaru:Kagemane no JutsuShadow Imitation Technique.[connects shadows with Itachi]Do it!
Kiba: Ok boy let's do it! Man Beast ultimate taijutsu: Gatsūga Fang over fang!

Akamaru/Kiba:[turn into human cyclones and aim for Itachi connecting]
Shikamaru: [releases the shadow as Kiba and akamaru connect]

Shikamaru: What a drag...i guess we don't make enough of a chalenge for Akatsuki.
Kiba: Did she realy need to kick me in the shoulder?
Shikamaru: [sits next to Kiba and Akamaru] What're you gripin' about she punched me in the face.
Kiba: Even that guy with the sword left.
Akamaru: [growls]*that green one left too*
Kiba: We need to tell Kurenai-sensei about this.
Shikamaru: Asuma will want to hear this too

Kiba/Akamaru: [Leave to find Kurenai]
Shikamaru: [Leaves to get Asuma]

Deidara swore under his breath as his fist met the ground not fleash,blood,and bone"I'll kill her if it's the last thing I do,un"

Zetsu slowly came out of the ground in front of Kiba"I still have got to taste dog yet"black personality"it's making me pissed off to have to wait to taste a delicacy"white personality"hmm but we just ate"he tossed a red headband to the side"we can make room"

Tobi spotted an orange and black streak from the other end of the alley if I catch him I might get more respect from the others Tobi ran after him hiding when the boy turned to look

Kiba: Crap i thought you left with Itachi.
Akamaru:[growls] *not this dandilion freak again*
Kiba:[Notices the red headband and Guy's scent] What did you do to Guy-sensei?
Akamaru: [growls] *My bet is Dandilion ate him.*
Kiba: Damn...we don't have time for this we need to find Kurenai-sensei.

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Shikamaru:[Arives at Asuma Sarutobi's home] Asuma-sensei we have a problem.
Asuma: What's going on?
Shikamaru: Akatsuki they're here Kiba and i were already ambushed bu Itachi.
Asuma: Where's Kiba now?
Shikamaru: He and Akamaru went to tell Kurenai-sensei about this.
Asuma: Take me to where you were ambushed and we'll try to find Kiba and Akamaru and get to Kurenai from there.
Shikamaru: Right.
Shikamaru/Asuma: [head out to find Kiba, Akamaru, and Kurenai]

Kakuzu: [facing kakashi] Sh*t, [talks into headset] The kyuubi host isnt here, Kakashi mentioned the name Jiraya. Itachi, he has the mangekyou, i cant quite face him myself will you slaughter him for me. I would hate to loss a battle but too much is at stake.

Leader: [dragon crashes into buildings again] mmmmm so he is with jiraya-sama hmmmm? Interesting, Akatsuki we must leave. Kyuubi isnt here, we are just wasting chakira, escape with a bang. Itachi finish off Kakashi before we loose another member, they rarely are shinobi at the S-rank level that are good enough to join the akatsuki. Otherwise, everyone regroup at point L in 30 min.

Itachi: Haruno Sakura, quite an impressive girl. If i remember correctly she trained under one of the legendary Sannin just like Naruto-kun. I dont want to use the mangekyo quite yet the best i can do is... wait til we regroup, come kisame....

Kisame: [Water clone jutsu, kisame runs forward towards the gate with itachi]

[Another Destruction of Konoha is happening, there is not much hope.]

Deidara took out several kunai with explosion tags on them"hmpf I'll kill her I swear on it,un"he threw them in a circle around him then disapeared as they exploded

Zetsu growled at the message over the transmitter"dam* looks like I won't be eating a dog to wash down the freaky jounin I ate earlier...I think you called him Guy?"he started laughing as he dissapeared into the ground

Tobi stopped following the boy after a building fell ontop of the clone"guess I'll have to go"Tobi turned and ran towards the main gate

Kiba: Huh, I guess Akatsuki are moving out.
Shikamaru/Asuma: [Arrive at Kiba and Akamaru's position]
Asuma: What happened to the Akatsuki?
Kiba: The green one just left mumbled some thing about Akatsuki moving out. And they've already killed Guy-sensei.
{Dragon topples a building in the background}
Shikamaru: what a drag Lee's going to be a wreck when he finds out.
Akamaru:[barks] *we still need to get Kurenai-sensei*
Kiba: That can wait for now boy we need to take out Akatsuki before they get what they're after.
Asuma:[lights a cigarette] Right we need to take them out a.s.a.p.
Kiba/shikamaru: Right
[all four set off to find the Akatsuki]

(this is the part where i take control of every akatsuki member for a jutsu)

::each member made it to the gate and toke posistion in a circle and faced outward, they all clasped their hands together and did a serries of pratically invisible hand symbols::

Leader: Nothing
Deidara: Blue green
Hidan: Three
Itachi: Blood
Kisame: South
Tobi: King
Unnamed: White
Zetsu: Boar

Ton: hatiryukirisen (8 killing dragon strike)

::8 huge dragons formed by elements blasted out of the earth behind the akatsuki and crashed into the nearby buildings causing a huge cloud of dust, when the dust settled the akatsuki was gone leaving no trace, they just completely vanished (unfollowable)::

-Akatsuki Hideout-
Zetsu: leader, what a good plan, a perfect place to hide, plus its moist and cold, just the way i like it.

Hidan: I dont see why we couldnt just kill them...

Leader: The leaf will burn in a matter of time, lets focus on the kyuubi first, we need a plan to take on Jiraya..... for now we wait for a new plan...

=END OF PART 1=

start part 2, The Rebuilding of Houses

Deidara sighed frustrated"I wanted to kill that b**ch so bad,un"

"don't worry Deidara-danna you can get her next time"

Deidara punched Tobi"be quiet Tobi,un"

Zetsu looked over to the two"quit squabbling like a married couple"

Deidara scouled at Zetsu"yeah well you do the same with your personalities,un"

Leader: you will all get your chance to destroy that village, when you get that kyuubi ( )

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Kakashi: damnit, i was trying to ready my book *grummble gumble grumble* Oh hey sakura, you should really be healing the injured, shouldnt you?

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Naruto: Why did you take me away from my ramen PERVERY SAGE?!

Jiraya: *sighs* you just dont get it kid, do you? I got one word for you, Akatsuki...

Naruto: DAMNIT PERV! I should be in the village helping the others and helping sasuke avenge his clan! I CANT KEEP RUNNING FROM THEM!

Jiraya: SHUT UP! You just dont get it, do you kid? now that the akatsuki just need you to complete their collection, even i am no match for them.... Konoha as we know it might not be in existance.... their is also a rumor, the akatsuki might have some ancient holy jutsus..... we must hide you for a bit till we can think of a way to defeat them

Shikamaru: What a drag I really don't want to be stuck here cleaning up after a bunch of circus freaks.
Asuma: The sooner you get back to work the sooner you can go do other things like warning people in the other villages. your never gonna get to it if you keep slacking off.
Kiba: Well looks like we're done here
Akamaru: [barks]*Finally*
Shikamaru: How come you guys are done so early?
Kiba: Hmmm...we were only assigned the wall that Akamaru was thrown through and i guess they need him to track the Akatsukis' scent.
Asuma: I'll come with you now that i'm done here too.
Shikamaru: Wait your done to sensei? What a drag i guess i'll be working for a while.