(( Or whatever XD I dunno, Nyu. ))

Sakura nearly toppled over when something ran into her and grabbed her. "What the-" She looked down and remembered the exploding tag. "Oh-" She jumped up into the air as it exploded, leaving a hole in the roof and nearly toppling the building. She landed on the roof nearby, just as the Kunai with the other exploding tag went off nearby Deidara.

(((forgive me for my impudence!!!!! *bows* lol I knew something was wrong when I typed it, but I just let it go. Someone would come along and tell me I was wrong.)))

He laughs hardly, jump back away from the impact scene. "Ah, Have no fear, Sakura-san! The spring-time of youth master, Maito Guy, shall defeat these villainous Spartans! I shall show you the meaning of true beauty!!" He turns, striking his infamous 'cool guy' pose with his thumb up and shining teeth.

Deidara had jumped at the last minute but not avoiding the whole blast he landed on another building...not so gracfully"oww that was too close,un"

Zetsu had worked his way to the other building with Sakura on it"quite a unique hair color and a very...strange guy..."

Tobi landed on the ground on his back TT_)"ouchies that hurt" he stood wobbly trying to look at where he was at the moment

(( XD Its okay, betsy. None of us are perfect...we're far from it. ))

Sakura was watching Guy with a look that can only be described as 'Oh, my, god.' She looked over towards Zetsu and she quickly gathered chakra within her fist, and she swung it for him; being within the Akatsuki group, she knew that he would not be something to mess around with; even if he looked like a giant...venus fly trap. Or whatever.

Zetsu dodged this punch easily"hmm fiesty"other personality"haven't tasted one like this in a long time"

Deidara went to reach into his backup pounch but found it missing"what where!?"

Tobi jumped up onto the building he heard Zetsu on"?"

Kisame: kukukuku, Itachi, i get the mutt. I am sure he is tasty... [Kisame runs forward and nails akamaru with the samehada draining a bit of his chakira, akamaru is sent flying into the nearest building causing one of the walls closet to him to collapse but barely missing him, he hears a familar voice and turns around to see a familar enemy] There you are! Your existance insults my power, [He quickly runs forward scraping the samehada on all the buildings in the ally to destroy the cloth and reveal the true sword]

Itachi: Kisame, only one at a time for now, you dont want to end up like Kakuzu do ya? [his five shadow clones melt into the ground and attack towards kiba like shadow possession, a solid hand grabs kiba's leg and holds him down while the others pop up next to him all holding blades to his throat] Your going to die boy.

Hidan: [heard an explosion and looked back to see Deidara's ride dying, he know they would need help back there but he really wanted to find the children and drink their virgin blood.....] My lips drool over just thinking about it."


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Naruto: [sitting in the ramen shop kakashi runs in] Kakashi sensei?

Kakashi: Naruto! [paniced] YOU MUST GET OUT OF THE VILLAGE! [kakashi grabs naruto by the was and runs out of the shop and heads for the gate he stops when he see's a familar mug] crap, what a pain!

Hidan: Oho! you brought the kyuubi host? Oh joy, you saved me the trouble, i will slaughter you and after the seal i will slaughter the boy's corpse!

Naruto: We will fight and defeat you! BELEIVE IT!

He decides to let Sakura give Zetsu ばか. "Give it your all Sakura-san!! Show him the meaning of womanly spring time!!" Looks around, assessing the damage and other Akatsuki members

Deidara took the chance of her distraction and aimed a nice hard punch for her chest if I get a good hit I can knock her out for good!

Zetsu goes into the ground and grabs one of guy's legs"mmm I can taste you now"

Tobi jumps off the building onto the next and spots Hidan and two others one with an orange and black jacket the other wearing a jounin outfit he jumps down behind them

Kisame: Suiton:Suishouha [A huge wave heads towards guy-sensei] Die gay fool!

((garg!! sorry I messed everything up!! I tried to edit my post, then it went all horrid!! *cries* I'm just going with Guy attacking Zetsu...bite me Sakura!! >.< soo sorry!!!))

"Taste this!" He swings around, using his leg as a pivoting point, bringing his right fist up towards Zetsu's face.

Deidara laughed"perfect,un!" he gets his fist ready for another punch and jumps down getting the punch aimed

Zetsu was hit but he immeditly bit down on Guy's fist

Kisame: [as a huge wave heads towards guy, kisame apears before him and swings the samehada at him]

(((ok, it's official. I am completely lost >.<)))

Guy attempts to avoid both the wave and samehada but only succeeds to be grazed by the samehada and completely engulfed by the wave. gurgle gurgle gurgle..

The water slowly clears away, leaving behind Guy's body. He does not move. Blood slowly oozes from a wound on his left arm where the samehada had graced him. He looks asleep, yet still manages a somewhat cool pose...even in death????

Kisame: kukukuku, you can still eat him zetsu, but his face is mine [raises the samehada and bashes Guy's head in, blood sprays everywhere]

(((lol I am very tempted to have it be a replacement...but I'll let Guy die...I suppose >.<)))

face goes splat! His legs twitch slightly and a final breath comes out in a moan, his throat filling with blood. He dies.